Tuesday, September 13, 2016

ESPN/ACC Conspiracy Theory

Welcome back you freaking dreamers. Time for another edition of the longest running sports and entertainment podcast in the vicinity of, but not directly behind, Putnam City North HS in Oklahoma City. Go Panthers!!!
This week we wax poetic on a myriad, or plethora of topics ranging from political correctness to Sociology and gambling with souls. 
Tim Tebow is playing baseball, Oklahoma State "lost" on a crazy, wacky play that shouldn't have happened and we preview THE Ohio State University vs Oklahoma Sooners matchup in Norman this weekend. FIrst meeting between the 2 schools since 1983. Promises to be an excellent game. 
We also recap a little of the NFL's first week and as always we end the show with our picks and a little extra this week as we truly capture the essence that is randomness. It's all here folks so come on in, get your popcorn or cheese danish, or whatever healthy snack floats your boat and listen to the 3 best friends that anyone could have!! http://2bloopsandablast.podbean.com/e/espn-and-acc-conspiracy-theory

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

The Floating Stadium in the Middle of Denver

Football!!! 
Now that I have your attention, welcome back to the show that combines sports and entertainment into an orgy of words and opinions that will make even a sailor blush. So sit back and relax and get ready to spit your drink all over your computer and blame us for being so hilarious and having to buy a new computer! 
In this episode we breakdown the wild opening weekend that was in college football. LSU doesn't have a QB that is worth a damn but 3 Freshmen QB's came up big on huge stages to lead their teams to victory over the Labor Day Holiday. Next we break down a little of the NFL and select our AFC, NFC champions, along with the Super Bowl. Also, some geographical fun in there as well on Mile High Stadium. 
Overall, this episode is chock full of sportsertainment goodness and I hope ya'll enjoy!! 


Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Episode 3/season 2 Trashcan Punch!!!!

Welcome back bloops and bloopettes! We are on a new provider but we are the same old song and dance, kicking your ass with sports and entertainment that rival even the most savvy of podcasts! 
In this episode we start of drinking a gallon of trash can punch, which Mike drank at least a half a gallon of and is completely wasted!!! 
It's the best time of the year because college football is finally back and this weekend promises to be one of the more exciting in recent memory with at least 5 games featuring top 25 match-ups. 
We delve a little into the entertainment world, from the top 10 summer blockbusters to the passing of Gene Wilder and Kennny Backer. College coaches and the shenanigans that is college recruiting in this social media day and age. 
Finally, as always, we pick the top games of the week and give you a good idea of how to bet for the upcoming week!! 





https://2bloopsandablast.podbean.com/mf/play/tuigv7/2_bloops_and_a_blast_episode_3.mp3

Friday, August 19, 2016

Episode 2.2. The perfectly timed college football preview

You are looking live at the 2 Bloops and A Blast college football preview show! In this episode we not only talk about the college football season but we talk about the American dominance in the Olympics yet again and the debacle that was the Suicide Squad. Should have been called the What the fuck was that shit? ........squad. Mike also returns, panties un-bunched, a little rusty but ready to go.

I now know why everyone hates America. Either we are kicking your ass in the obscure and the popular sports in the olympics, or we are stupidly vandalizing your gas stations and lying about it. Ugly American indeed. All that said, GO USA!!!!

Okay, well what can we say about the Suicide Squad????? Hmmmm, well we had a fair amount to say but none of it was good. Harley, DeadShot and the Joker (yes, all 4.5 minutes of him) were the only redeeming morsels of this piece of shit sandwich.  We do not recommend it but that doesn't mean you shouldn't see it if you are curious :-)

Finally we are so thrilled to finally be back into the college football season. Technically we are still a couple weeks away but we wanted to do a preview. We talk the final 4, expansion and disbanding, Heisman and ratings. I think some of the decisions will surprise and Preston will probably have a revolving door of picks and we let him do it because this is his house!

So cue the anthem, salute the flag and rejoice as we 3 stand on the podium of podcasting and accept or medals. They are medals of shame but we still love them.

http://2bloopsandablast.podomatic.com/entry/2016-08-19T21_57_34-07_00


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Season 2 premiere - One More Season, One Less Appendix

We're back friends and lovers alike!!! Those hung and handsome bad boys coming at ya with another season of 2 Bloops and A Blast! Last season was fantastic and this one promises to be the same..........or worse.

This is the season 2 premiere and we were down a host because he got his panties in a bunch!! Mike didn't think the season should have started yet and Russ and Preston told to fuck off!!

In this episode we talk about the NBA and Russell Westbrook showing his loyalty and re-upping with OKC for another 2 seasons!!! Kevin Durant can take his Tupac tattoo and no defense to Oakland and we'll go ahead and win a title here in OKC on the back of the next NBA MVP.

Television is becoming a vast and versatile medium now and the boys discuss it at length and get their homo on (not that there is anything wrong with that) and their love for the bachelor and bachelorette series to a seemingly endless length!!

There is now one less appendix in the group. Preston joins the appendix-less club with Mike and so it's two down and 1 to go so Russ take good care of yourself because you are next bro!!!!

Finally, because the greatest time of the year is coming, we discussed the Associated Press' all time NCAA football rankings to get us warmed up for the new season of the greatest sport ever invented!

Strap in, get your popcorn or any salt based snack ready and get ready for another season of 2 bloops and a blast!!!

http://2bloopsandablast.podomatic.com/entry/2016-08-19T19_30_43-07_00


Friday, July 15, 2016

Episode 25 - Season 1 finale

We are back from hiatus baby! This episode is the season finale for the wild and crazy ride that was season one. There is over an hour and 20 minutes full of bloopy goodness and we even got political on your asses!!!

We start off by talking about the obscene amount of money being thrown around in professional sports today. Guys who aren't even all stars are making 30 million dollars a year. Andrew Luck has the richest contract in NFL history!! Andrew Luck!?!?! Sorry but that should only be for a player named Brady or Manning!!

We also discuss the heartbreak and anger over the Thunder blowing a 3-1 lead and then losing our star player to the Golden State Warriors which are quickly becoming the hated team in the NBA and that is saying something. King James finally won a title for Cleveland (first since 64' for the town) and regained his rule over the league.

Finally we end in a different direction talking about all the crazy stuff happening in the world today from the terrorist attacks to the police shootings and the leaders of our country not leading the country at all.

Have a listen to this and have an eargasm. If you don't, we'll try harder in season 2 to fulfill your listening needs.



http://2bloopsandablast.podomatic.com/entry/2016-07-15T22_16_16-07_00

Friday, May 6, 2016

Episode 24 2 bloops and a blast - Civil War review

Hello Friends and lovers, the boys from 2 bloops and a blast are back again and we are coming at you tonight with Captain America Civil War and let me tell you friends it is absolutely amazing. It will leave you breathless, crying and in agony and longing for the next Marvel movie so strap up because we dive deep into this subject.

We also discuss another colossal melt down by the Thunder as they lost game 3 vs the Spurs because of poor late game execution and bad shooting felled the Thunder again. The topic also delves into the unprofessionalism of sports broadcasters in today's media.

It's going to be a good one folks so get ready for a great ride!!!!



Love you.


http://2bloopsandablast.podomatic.com/entry/2016-05-06T23_07_29-07_00

Friday, April 15, 2016

Episode 23 (it's supposed to be 22 but it's so chock full of goodies it morphed into 23)

Hey everybody, welcome back to 2 bloops in a blast. This week we tried a new segment where we have rapid fire questions in an around the horn style. It's electric.

We discuss movie trailers in more depth, the NBA concerning Kobe Bryant's last game and the Golden State Warriors breaking Mike's heart and the Chicago Bulls record of 72 wins.

We talked a lot more about the SEC and the satellite camps that have become so popular and a useful tool for schools recruiting and creating pipelines where they normally wouldn't be able to. We discuss the wild finish in the championship game where villanova prevailed on a buzzer beating 3 by Kris Jenkins.


We discuss all this and more in another installment of 2 bloops and a blast. See ya next time guys.


http://2bloopsandablast.podomatic.com/entry/2016-04-15T22_10_50-07_00

Friday, April 1, 2016

EPISODE 21, LEX LUTHER WAS A POOPER

What's up dirty dogs?!?! In this episode of 2 bloops and a blast the four horseman of the apodcalypse discuss the Dawn of Justice and why Wonder Woman is interested in the schlong of Justice!!! The fellas also talk about the piece of shit performance by one Jesse Eisenberg as he goofily portrayed Lex Luther and basically shit on the screen.

Moving to sports, we talk about madness of the tournament thus far and who we think will win the big dance. Finally, we immerse ourselves in our baseball memories as we get our first listener question and talk about the best time we ever had at a Major League baseball game and even posit our playoff picks and Fall Classic musings.

This promises to be a very entertaining show and and if you don't listen to it preston will come to your house and do an irish accent!! He's shockingly bad at it so I'd listen if I were you.

http://2bloopsandablast.podomatic.com/entry/2016-04-01T22_53_44-07_00

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

2 bloops and a blast March Madness Special!!

Happy March Madness everyone!! This episode is all about the NCAA tourney. The highs, the lows, the upsets and the glory until that one shining moment when the national champ is crowned!! It's gonna be amazing.

We talk surprises, best memories, snubs and finally our picks from the Elite 8 to the National Champion! It's gonna be a wild ride so hang onto your butts!!!!

http://2bloopsandablast.podomatic.com/entry/2016-03-15T21_32_37-07_00


Friday, March 4, 2016

Episode 20 , more banging in superhero movies!

Hello my sexy american friends!! Why was the child not able to see the pirate movie? Because it was rated arrgggghhhhhh!! Speaking of R rated flicks, we discuss a little bit of dead pool again and then talk about which superhero franchise we'd like to see done in a more pornographic fashion, for the most part. There will be gore of course.

Next we discuss the NBA and whether Curry has supplanted LeBron James as the # 1 player in the world. You'll be surprised at John Boy's opinions. Also, why does the Thunder suck at defense so bad?????

Finally we talk about balls and the nfl combine. So come dance sexy american babies as we squeeze the bosoms of american women.

http://2bloopsandablast.podomatic.com/entry/2016-03-04T20_29_52-08_00

Episode 19 The Deadpooliest episode yet!!

Hi Fuckfaces, it's your favorite ass kicking podcasters from OKC. Tonight we're gonna impale you with our raging mega huge nerd boners. Dead pool was all of that and more and we talk in excruciating length about it. We also talk about our favorite all star games growing up and which ones need to die out.

We wrapped up the super bowl and crowned Mikey the champ of all champs (thank Goodness john wasn't here all year)

There were no picks this time as the season is over but stay tuned for more picks in the future.....

http://2bloopsandablast.podomatic.com/entry/2016-03-04T21_11_48-08_00


Thursday, February 4, 2016

Super Bowl 50

Hey ladies and gentleman it's super bowl 50 time and we talk about the big game in our typical kick ass style. Also, we discuss whether or not we like Cam Newton. You'll be shocked at the outcome!! Hint, hint, somebody is a racist!!

We delve into national signing day and the hoops season , Oklahoma # 1 and the Thunder are becoming one of the better teams in the league.


As always we wind the show down with our pick of the big game!! We reveal what the winner gets in the next show so stay tuned for that.....

Enjoy the big game everyone!!



http://2bloopsandablast.podomatic.com/entry/2016-02-04T21_51_54-08_00

Friday, January 22, 2016

2 bloops and a blast episode 17. Over-saturation and the Designated hitter

What's up dudes and dudettes we are back in the thunderdome. We are getting our legs under us with John in his 2nd week on the show and this week we discuss the DH possibly coming to the National League by the year 2017 and some of us are against the idea and the others are crazy. We also discuss another artist passing too soon in the Eagles frontman, Glenn Frey, who left us with a peaceful easy feeling and flew off into the Hotel California in the Sky.

We also take on the NFL and it's money grabbing agenda with the over saturation of it's content and the safety of the players thereof.

The 2nd Suicide Squad trailer is out and it looks epic! Harley Quinn looks like a bad ass and Jared Leto's Joker will be amazing. Tell the truth, Will Smith, you're excited to be in this ensemble.

Lastly, but not leastly, we discuss the NFL championship Sunday and make our selections! Who will be in the Golden Game??


Later Gators!!!

http://2bloopsandablast.podomatic.com/entry/2016-01-22T23_10_33-08_00

Star Wars!!!! Nothing but Star Wars!!! All the time Star Wars!!!

Hey guys, how is it going? In this awesome episode of List Masters we discuss Star Wars!!!! and we jizz in our proverbial nerd pants!!!! It. Is. Epic.


Enough Said!!! Enjoy


http://2bloopsandablast.podomatic.com/entry/2016-01-22T22_56_18-08_00

episode 16 2 bloops and a blast welcomes a new member

Hey everyone we are back again with another edition of 2 bloops and a blast and we have a new member in the fold. Delight in the anachronistic stylings of John R. Conner, and yes, he will save the world somebody. Watch out SkyNet. John Knows everything about everything and he brings a different style to our game.

In this episode we discuss the untimely passings of two legends in their respective fields, David Bowie and Alan Rickman. RIP Ziggy (thin white duke) and Hans (Snape). You will be missed. John discusses Metal Gear Solid and we recap season 1 of Fear the Walking Dead and what our thoughts were. As usual we discuss our picks from the NFL wild card and pick the divisional games.

Lastly, Mike went a less-than-fantastic 0 for 5 in the picks this last week. Losing his lead in the season standings. Enjoy you magnificent bastards!!!!


http://2bloopsandablast.podomatic.com/entry/2016-01-22T22_41_19-08_00

episode 15 2 bloops and a blast welcome back kotter

What's up dirty dogs??!? Mike, Russ and Preston are back again with another edition of 2 bloops and a blast. In this episode we cover the travesty that was Ken Griffey Jr. not getting a unanimous vote into the hall of fame. He got 99.3 percent vote, highest ever, but if he isn't a unanimous HOFer then who is?

We also delve into the college football playoff ratings, which were at a historic low, even by BCS standards and also get into the national title game. As always we have our picks of the week rounding out the show.


http://2bloopsandablast.podomatic.com/entry/2016-01-22T22_01_13-08_00


Enjoy it guys.